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Ohh jacking it pales in comparison to hitting the e spot.

dumbass,
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Yes I need something like that, I have a spot that needs pressure and friction to relive and one day I’m gonna unravel one and get it stuck in my ear.

dumbass, (edited )
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Man, there’s this part of me that takes control of my body when I see a circle pit, I know that every time I go in I’ll come out concussed and bloody, but nope I got walk my dumbass into the circle pit to get my fix of punching and being punched in a dance of mutual agreement to keep each other safe in the chaos.

So what I’m saying is, I’d be in that circle pit.

dumbass,
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If the markets large enough and willing to pay for it, then yeah we would for sure.

dumbass, (edited )
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OK, so what you want to do is stay awake for atleast 20 hours, sleep for like 5 hours then wake up, do this for a while then pick a time to go to bed, now you gotta drink some sleepy time tea, set a few alarms and fall asleep, you should sleep for about 8 hours, and wake up refreshed, now repeat this every night until you don’t need the tea.

You gotta overload your circadian rhythm to reset it.

dumbass,
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There is a way to do it, but you need a lighter, an old clear lightglobe and a bag of meth.

UN votes to back Palestinian membership, prompting Israeli envoy to shred charter (www.theguardian.com)

The UN general assembly has voted overwhelmingly to back the Palestinian bid for full UN membership, in a move that signalled Israel’s growing isolation on the world stage amid global alarm over the war in Gaza and the extent of the humanitarian crisis in the strip. The move drew an immediate rebuke from Israel. Its envoy to...

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Does 5 minute long surrealist interpretive dance wile forcing and maintaining direct eye contact

Me: And your answer is?

dumbass,
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How did you get a picture of my soul?

dumbass,
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Look I’d like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven’t seen decades and I must watch it.

dumbass,
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Remember Kazaa? That’s where I learnt about different codec’s and the importance of virus checking files before running them, well until Kazaa++ came out and did it for you.

dumbass,
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Well shit, you just unlocked a memory I haven’t touched in decades!.. Damn I miss the old p2p days, where you had to earn that mp3 of Destiny’s Child Bootylicious with a weird audio artifact mid way through!

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https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/3190aca5-94c9-426f-88e4-b64dc09ed6d8.jpeg

Promptan alien like suit made out of colourful alien animal skin, obscure looking design with intricate patterns on the fabric --ar 1:2 --cref s.mj.run/lmBJh3QZLIw --v 6.0 --sref s.mj.run/2l9IOsI1FMk --cw 0

dumbass,
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Translation: Alaskans wearing shorts, Texans wearing jackets.

dumbass,
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Filled with hackers giving themselves infinite money glitches.

dumbass,
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I bet they chose those colours so people didn’t think it was gonna make their cars gay.

Hours After Aussie Gov’t Greenlights Online Age Verification Pilot, Breach Of Mandated Verification Database For Bars Is Revealed (www.techdirt.com)

It’s almost laughable that these two stories happened so close to one another. The Australian government has just announced a pilot program to test an online age verification system...

dumbass,
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Johnson, I’m gonna need that report on my desk by 9am Monday morning, in triplicate and properly color coded this time… Not having a repeat of last month.

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