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I measure in Freedom Eagles per Hamburger

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Blah blah blah…oh Newsweek, oh Nate Silver-Hillary-is-gonna-win-90%-chance

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Republicans be like: I don’t understand, what’s wrong?

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Jail? I’m sorry, best we can do is stern warnings.

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Oh boy. Surely the next time he’ll see a jail cell? Surely.

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Stern warnings; best we can do.

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So if I buy three , how much is that divided by 0?

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Don’t forget the absolutey massive fireworks outlet stores that somehow remain profitable year round.

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She sent the ballots to Republican state Rep. Janel Brandtjen, an election conspiracy theorist, two weeks before the state’s gubernatorial and legislative elections.

Yep, Republican

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Pudding Fingers sticking them in the food again

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Narrator: however, it was indeed too late.

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I’m not watching that godamn video 🤨

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