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Sammy

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Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father

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That’s my emotional support USB and I’ll get sad with out it :(

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So hideous I’d consider buying it just to ruin the day of whomever gazes upon it.

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Thank you but I do not respect English

Source: I am American

If you could take a single character out of a piece of media (book, film, TV show, video game, etc) who would it be?

They would lose any magical powers they may have had in the book, but anything they are, rather than can do, will stay. For example people from the His Dark Materials world would keep their daemons. You can take them out at any time in the story’s plot, but for all other people consuming the media, it will be shown that the...

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Oof in that same vein, we could use a Samuel Vimes sort wandering around dispensing justice…

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If you have a 9-5, Northernlion is the alternative. Both are excellent.

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They came for the gamers-….

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God I want a Thunder Dommy Mommy 😩 🌧️ ⚡️

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Probably this one…

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Honestly? Blame the stars every once in a while. Hell, blame the moon too! They’re too far away to hear us talk shit and we all deserve some mumbo jumbo to blame for our misfortunes.

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The Azumanga Daioh soundtrack is my personal favorite!

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“That’s just what they want you to believe. NASA? You mean Never A Straight Answer? You look at that damn sun like a Gaddamn American.”

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We had Japanese students over in 2008 and they said the Ganguro were already quite old :( we might be very out of sync

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The key is to never take a clear pause; semicolons only; make them worried if you’re alright with a torrent of Skink facts.

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Did you know: there’s a mathematical formula that uses the length of a skinks toes and the length of its tail to determine how arboreal the species is?

Also, skinks wanna be your friend!

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Skinks are a social reptile! Unlike more solitary species, skinks can and do congregate.

Often for quinceañeras!

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Regretfully I only have two skink facts. If you’d like, I can start making them up? Or replacing real facts with skinks?

Did you know the Ancient Egyptians worshiped skinks (crocodiles) for the way they protect their young? And the temple in Skinkodopolis, priests would bejewel these skinks, and mummify them along with pets and servants.

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Wow! Now I have three cool skink facts! Thank you!

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Wrong.

Hellfire missile. Instantly.

Sammy,
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Staying perfectly still?

Believe it or not this is loitering, or illegal standing.

Hellfire missile.

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Cheaper (in the US) and sweeter. Better fruit easily

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Sounds like what a cummer would say smh

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again; strip the army and arm the FDA. Lead in your cinnamon pills? Sniped.

No quarter.

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This seems less snipy than my plan. Can they at least be armed?

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    …. They rise arse up, arse up, arse up…

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    Did you know: early 20th century French blade sharpeners would lay face down, to preserve their posture and neck. But the work was cold, so they’d ’hire’ dogs to lay on their legs to keep them warm!

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