TheJims,

Nothing can stop Donald Trump!!!

Except rain, wind, 3 degree ramps and bottled water.

morphballganon,

Wonder if he actually is too much of a mess to speak, and is using the storm as a cover

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Trump unable to speak? Doubtful.

TheJims,

He doesn’t want to mess up his hair and makeup… as alpha males do

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I mean he’s pretty much sleeping in diapers during the trial. That’s putting a major stress on Comrade Trump.

athos77,

It never matters what he says or how incoherent he is, his acolytes eat it up

qantravon,

Are you saying that God is canceling Trump now? When did He become so woke!? (/s)

nkat2112,
@nkat2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d like to describe it as Stormy.

It’s been a bit of a struggle for President Drink Bleach, but maybe those courtroom naps might help.

Low energy. SAD!

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

I love the AP article on this because it has this picture next to the big bright blue screen:

https://lemmy.one/pictrs/image/385f790e-0012-4e5a-84a1-80da4968e9a8.png

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

(Weather permitting.)

Jesusaurus,

Aren’t “any place” and “any where” practically redundant?

humorlessrepost,

Anythence, anywhence, and anywhere.

whotookkarl,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

Anyhow

Aurenkin,

Anywhy

ShellMonkey,
@ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com avatar

But Q-anon kept told us to wait for the coming storm to set things right…

ptz,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Can’t he just draw a new path on the map with a Sharpie and carry on? /s

Rhaedas,

"Storm"

It's been a light drizzle most of the morning. What a loser.

But if that's all it takes, let it keep raining.

disguy_ovahea,

Storm Daniels?

MagicShel,

I would pay good money to nominate that name for the next tropical storm that comes along.

disguy_ovahea,

“Storm Daniels Spanks Coastal Florida”

Jimmyeatsausage,

Huh, I’d heard somewhere he like (golden) showers…

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